Scott is Scott

He loves long walks on the frozen beach in the winter, to run around in boxers and slippers when the wind chill is below zero, serenade his goldfish 'til dawn, and mow the lawn two days after it was just mowed (less to bag, you can actually mulch it). He is currently being sought by the FBI, CIA, and NSA for attempting to pirate nude photos of Bill Clinton and George Bush (surprisingly in the same hottub on the night of Bush's inauguration). He has manged to pay of the local law enforcement with his thirty cents a week salary,provided to him by the Betty Crocker Co. for his splendid new microwaveable brownie mix. To the break of dawn baby got it going on. Chakalaka Chakalaka Chakalaka! Boom Chakalaka, Chakalaka!!! (Return to Main)